Forbidden Fried Chicken
@catsalad Geologists shall lick it anyway
@catsalad alright, alt text to the rescue again!
I would NOT have guessed why this was forbidden, and I’d have probably lost a few teeth in the process.
@catsalad This inspired a DDG search for "Rocks that look like food" and I found this blog post: https://sharonahill.com/yummy-rocks-part-1/
Yummy Rocks

Fun images showing rock and mineral specimens that resemble yummy food, good enough to eat. Check out this forbidden food smorgasbord!

Sharon A. Hill

@StarkRG @catsalad

Oh, neat blog! And i can follow that geologist here! 😎

@StarkRG @catsalad it reminds me of a houndeye from half life for some reason 
@StarkRG @catsalad oh nice! and all vegan!!! :D ❤️

@catsalad

Me (shouting): YOLO!

<bits into forbidden chicken>

@catsalad This is proof cavemen fried their pterodactyl wings too, back in the day. Science is divided about what sauce they where using though.
@catsalad wait, what makes it forbidden?
@catsalad It probably says something about me that for a sec I thought if I looked closely enough I would actually discover it was a golden doodle puppy
@catsalad would accidently break all my teeth on it.
@catsalad
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