DJM (freelance for hire)

Teacher: You have 5 cats, and someone wants 2 of them. How many cats do you have left?

Me: 5

Teacher: Ok. Let's say someone forcefully takes 2 cats. What do you have now?

Me: 5 cats and a dead body.

#Cats #Caturday #Humour

Nov 1 at 12:47pmWeb
Show threadL'égrégore André ꕭꕬNov 1
@cybeardjm Got five cats and a lot of cat food.
Show threadJargogglesNov 1

@cybeardjm
If you have five cats that are allowed outside* and someone wants two of them, then you have five cats and they have two cats.

*In most cases, not a good idea

Show threadCelia ValdeolmillosNov 1
@cybeardjm 🤣🤣🤣
Show threadelMauNov 1
@Argyle13 @cybeardjm 🤣🤣🤣
Show threadCavyherdNov 1

@cybeardjm

Or, here me out here: 5 cats & some extra cat food?

Show thread𒀭 enkidu 🍤Nov 1
@cybeardjm i asked my wife the questions and she answered exactly verbatim what you have in this toot. She had not previously seen it.
Show threadMorgoth Nov 2
@cybeardjm there's no other possible solution