Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Egyptian Mummy Wrapping. Yes, it is from an actual Egyptian mummy. No, he is not happy that someone stole his wrapping. Yes, you will be cursed if you purchase this.
https://collabs.shop/3dcmbo
If you're not actively trying to get cursed by an ancient Egyptian mummy right now then I fear you just don't have enough Halloween spirit.
@lowqualityfacts You'll also be cursed if you don't but it. What to do?
@lowqualityfacts I mean, at least we aren't still eating the Mummies.
@lowqualityfacts It’s ok, I’ve already been bitten by a werewolf, so I’m safe.
@michaelgemar @lowqualityfacts Pretty sure curses stack. But do let us know if the debuff is additive or multiplicative.
@lowqualityfacts “It belongs in a museum!” ~Dr. Henry Jones, Jr.
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I will not be buying a dead guy's underwear thanks. That would be pretty cursed even if they were fairly recent.
@lowqualityfacts can i store some food in it?
@lowqualityfacts I'm pretty sure I'm already cursed...
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Those words don't even rhyme