Good morning to the europeans who are confused about why everyone is talking about baseball
There was a point in the middle of inning like 15 where the camera just lingered for about 30 seconds on a fruit plate in the dugout while the commentators talked about how much they liked pineapple. That's baseball baby
@hannah they were discussing it on the dodger radio broadcast and the play by play guy revealed that he’d only eaten a few saltines that day because he was sick. that guy had one of the worst days at work imaginable

@hannah We're in the 82nd inning stretch, with the score tied 0-0. Spectators are falling to scurvy, having only had hot dogs to eat for three days.

Said the away team coach: "We can't lose!"

Said the home team coach: "They can't win!"

@hannah for reals

HI EUROPE

SORRY FOR ALL THE BASEBALL

IT WAS MORE LIKE CRICKET THAN USUAL SO WE'RE ALL VERY SLEEPY

BUT DO NOTE WE ARE STILL AWAKE

SO

YEAH

G'MORNING xD

@hannah reference to public universal friend! That's a follow.

@hannah well, I'm not talking about baseball!

…wait. shit.