Good morning to the europeans who are confused about why everyone is talking about baseball
@hannah We're in the 82nd inning stretch, with the score tied 0-0. Spectators are falling to scurvy, having only had hot dogs to eat for three days.
Said the away team coach: "We can't lose!"
Said the home team coach: "They can't win!"
@hannah for reals
HI EUROPE
SORRY FOR ALL THE BASEBALL
IT WAS MORE LIKE CRICKET THAN USUAL SO WE'RE ALL VERY SLEEPY
BUT DO NOTE WE ARE STILL AWAKE
SO
YEAH
G'MORNING xD
@hannah well, I'm not talking about baseball!
…wait. shit.