ACAB, thankfully for once?
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That is the longest greenest house I've ever seen.
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Jumpscare pupper! Get outta here.
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Oh hey Carradine. You're full of energy this movie. That's rare.
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That's the Carradine I know. Starring off at nothing, falling asleep on set, mumbling lines. Only this time it's intentional.
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Umm... how many of the people at this colony are werewolves? Cause it feels like half of them could be so far.
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Please let Carradine be an elderly werewolf with false teeth
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Oh if only Wolfman Jack was in this. The irony.
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Oh no a sheriff. There's gonna be a long scene in his wood panelled office later.
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"That boys part bloodhound. And he gets paid in Scooby snacks. Look at him scutter behind them trees."
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Wabbit season?
Nuns buy books.
FUCK YEAH DICK MILLER!
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Dick Miller? A bookstore? A raven? Creepy etchings? I'm in monster movie heaven.
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A mildly menacing romani woman making dinner? How can you turn that down man? You love your wife? Bah. This is an open colony.
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Watching monster movies in your monster movie? Is this Fright Night again?
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OH HEY THAT BAY IN THE DRAWING. We're in it.
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He's eating meat now? We gonna get werewolf mustache!
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Romantic campfire meeting? Oh hello. Di i only ever see a tv edit of this movie? It has so much nudity that teen me would have appreciated.
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That sure is alot of werewolves howling about someone getting laid. Is she the one that bit him?
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Well this is knot a scene I was expecting.
Hand drawn werewolf hanky panky.
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Oh now you get it. We figured out this was the same bay five scenes ago.
So much organ music.
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Meanwhile next to the old hag's foggy cabin from Pumpkinhead...
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Digitigrade leggies! Steppy steppy.
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WOLF CHILI. DO YA GET IT.
. . . man I haven't made chili in a while. Hmm.
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Another smiley face button? The Comedian has been here... 35 minutes ago.
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That hand untransformaton is weird and confusing. It folded in on itself like an accordian?
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Bill becomes a werewolf: opening yourself up to new life changes is important
Bill has sexy with a hot wolf lady: polyamory is fine, maybe talk to your wife about it first though
Bill slaps his wife: Bill needs to die now.
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That wold has VERY long ears. Nice and fluffy design, I like it.
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WOOD PANELED SHERIFF OFFICE. Called it. Shorter scene than I figured though.
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Welcome to the film Robert Picardo.
You look really weird and evil.
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He's transforming into a caveman? Why is his face bumping so much?
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Okay we all know American Werewolf in London is the gold standard A+ werewolf transformation, this is a... B-? It's got some good bits but it's uneven and starts bad.
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Wait. Is the sheriff is werewolf? Okay didn't think of that possibility but I should have. Everyone else is a werewolf. Such a happy colony.
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Marsha Marsha Marsha!
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This is so weird for me to see a good performance from John Carradine. I'm so used to him sleepwalking through a role or just been a clip added in later with no contact with the rest of the cast.
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Naked Robert Picardo?
Naked hairy Picardo...
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Never give a man a gun that could have silver bullets. Never give a man a gun period.
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HAH! Half a dozen werewolves looking in shock at a dead fellow is funny.
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So some guy who's name I didn't catch is the hero by accident?
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Does fire kill werewolves? I guess these ones seem to either not regenerate or do it very very slowly.
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Oh the Sheriff wasn't at the barn, but he is a wolfman!
He shot the werewolf sheriff~
But he did not shoot the deputy dog~
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Stop motion werewolves?
I guess they know the stop motion piranha man.
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Not all werewolves are created equal.
Sometimes you end up as a pomeranian.
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Oh good, hot wolf lady survived. And she spiked the camera.
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Sequel baiting? GOOD NEWS!
The sequel is kinda bad, but in a mostly entertaining way. And you get Christopher Lee.
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Eight Samurai? But that's more than Seven!
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This calliope soundtrack is kind of a mess so far.
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Oh Sonny Chiba's in this. Maybe I should be paying more attention.
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"Why are you dressed like a man?"
Because of creeps like you.
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Is this a movie about a hero dog?
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Hero dog illuminated backstory only it seems.
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"There are six more people with the same kind of balls." That's what she said.
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Is that evil queen's main henchman Amakusa Shiro? He's got vibes of that over the top villain from lots of anime and video games period pieces.
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Another dog gone ball has been found.
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Centipede as big as a house. Just stab me with a katana. I would not survive in thsi movie nor would i want to like in a world with that thing.
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Oh. She's a wicked vampire queen with a blood bath.
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This movie doesn't feel like it's from 1983. Visually it feels like from the 90s atleast.
But the music is very dated. But in an 80s video game kinda way.
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Wait is that.... THAT IS!
KENJI OHBA IS IN THIS!
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Kenji Ohba aka Space Sheriff Gavan, Denji Blue and Battle Kenya from super sentai stuff.
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@strangefour
I'm not there yet, but that looks like one truly harsh period.

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but then you'd miss the opportunity to cast Fireball from your chest!

@strangefour A small house, to be fair

like, a studio centipede, not a four-bedroom three-and-a-half bath centipede

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