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i don’t want to ‘seize the day’ i want to place it gently back where i found it and go back to bed
Oct 27 at 12:09amWeb
Show threadTallulah🖖Oct 27
@slop I've never related to something more omg
Show thread🦃 Kat Callahan  🦃Oct 27

@slop

CARPE SLEEPUM

Show threadneoludditeOct 27
@slop @philbetts The early worm gets the bird
Show threadJoshua MillerOct 27
@neoluddite @slop @philbetts Second mouse gets the cheese 😉
Show threadfirstprimateOct 27

@slop

Indeed. Nobody hates Mondays. They hate capitalism.

Show threadJulian West🦞Oct 27
@slop In Real World day seized *you*
Show threadRai Aren 🖖✨📚🇺🇦Oct 27
@slop Sounds good to me as well!
Show threadMaleficent WitchOct 27
@slop A goal on my Finch app is "Literally survive the day."
Show threadIan K TindaleOct 27
@slop if you do end up seizing the day, I recommend using WD40 to free it up again
Show threadL'égrégore André ꕭꕬOct 27
@slop The day got into my room somehow, so I had to seize it to let it outside again.
Show threadfuzzyfaceOct 27

@slop

I'd like to just pretend I never saw it in the first place.

Show threadannabethgrigsbyOct 27
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Show threadLeonor SindemoreOct 27
@slop hold day gentle like hamburger
Show threadlemgandiOct 27
@slop Horace rolls over in his grave.
Show threadOzzelot Oct 28
@lemgandi @slop Can't say I've played that one.
Show threadPete Alex Harris🦡🕸️🌲/∞🪐∫Oct 27
@slop
Never attempt to just seize a day. If you can't remove it safely with the correct protective gear, stay at a safe distance until it goes away.
Show threadRay Glass House'sOct 27
@slop 🤣🤣👏🏻
Show threadParade du Grotesque 💀Oct 28

@slop

Don't we all?

Show threadBeeps My Me At You CutelyStyleOct 28
@slop *Sees the day*
"nah"