BrianKrebsOct 26
So the Smart Chicken people apparently think I'm dumb and won't notice that there are now just three bone-in chicken thighs in each package, down from four and costing even more.
Show threadVissOct 26
@briankrebs literal chickenization
Show threadBrianKrebsOct 26
@Viss enchickification
Show threadRachel Rawlings
@briankrebs @Viss I think you've been on the Fediverse long enough to know enchickification means something entirely else, usually involving progesterone and cute outfits.
Oct 26 at 11:23pmMegalodon
Show threadBrianKrebsOct 26
@LinuxAndYarn @Viss Sorry, I'm just wingin it here.
Show threadRachel RawlingsOct 26
@briankrebs @Viss Three wings to a pack, from what I hear.
Show threadBrianKrebsOct 26
@LinuxAndYarn @Viss 3 wings?? What is this, a Boeing scrapyard?
Show threadVissOct 26
@briankrebs @LinuxAndYarn only door prizes in the boeing graveyard, im afraid
Show threadRachel RawlingsOct 26
@Viss @briankrebs I still remember the most visceral example of shrinkflation (and austerity programs, and fake bonuses) is from 1984, when Winston Smith has to adjust the historical numbers when the chocolate ration is cut from 20 grams to 5, and later write a story about the party doubling the chocoration to 10 grams.
Show threadBrianKrebsOct 26
@LinuxAndYarn @Viss Yes I too recall the Chocolate Wars. We had to sell chocolates to the nuns...oh wait, nevermind that was a book I read in 6th grade in 1984.
Show threadJohn TimaeusOct 27

@Viss @briankrebs @LinuxAndYarn

No door prizes at the Boeing grave yard. They all fell out over the ocean.

Show threadVissOct 27
@johntimaeus @briankrebs @LinuxAndYarn see now.youre just fishing
Show threadOkunaOct 27
@LinuxAndYarn @briankrebs @Viss East Wing, West Wing and…… I am lost for the third… But the wings get less everywhere
Show threadPhil Stevens Oct 27
@briankrebs @LinuxAndYarn @Viss I'd give you a rimshot for that, but I'll need a drumstick. 🍗🥁
Show threadBrianKrebsOct 27
@phil_stevens @LinuxAndYarn @Viss Aw, now you're just pulling my leg.