I know that rock, that’s the large boulder the size of a small boulder boulder.
I am ROCK!
@MarkHoltom @Lazarou Also a small pile of birdseed and a sign that says “Free Birdseed”
ETA: I see I wasn’t the first to this joke. Oops.
@MarkHoltom @babe I disagree with the alt text. As far as I can recall, the Road Runner never committed violence against Wile E. Coyote. Wile E. Coyote attempted violence against the Road Runner, which backfired and harmed himself instead.
As such, the near-certain instigator of this boulder laying in the middle of the lane of travel is a coyote (who is absolutely underneath it).
There *used* to be a coyote under there before he slid out from underneath and reinflated himself with a can of Acme Compressed Air before staggering off.