every app update now feels like getting mugged in a slightly different alley

@slop SO this. Very much this.

Also, "Oh, half those bugs got fixed, and within ten minutes I have six new ones."

@elfin @slop
Great news! We fixed the bug where going to the unsubscribe screen crashes the app, and while we were there we added 19 new clauses to the ToS and removed all the privacy settings.
Yes, You do have to agree to the new ToS to log in, change any settings, or delete your account, why do you ask?
@slop I feel much the same about the news every day.
@slop We should totally make an app for that to educate and warn people... and of course it will have ads and purchase options and data stealing Trojans. 🤣

@slop

We are modernizing the user experience. Pray we do not modernize it further.

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Edit: found the person who originally came up with this gem, tip o' the hat to @gabrielesvelto

https://mas.to/@gabrielesvelto/114948741551941675

#UX

Gabriele Svelto (@[email protected])

We are modernizing the user interface Pray we do not modernize it further

mas.to

@slop
I love this description & totally relate to it: “every app update now feels like getting mugged in a slightly different alley” 😁
thank you for sharing it!

There you are, quietly minding your business, creating your piece or answering a message or email… when, out of the blue, unwanted by you, POW WHACK WHAM KAZAM it’s update time ding-a-ling! All further productivity, any productivity in working memory, flies straight out the Windows…

@slop don't worry, wikistocks will always look like a shitty website from 2008!