A lot of services that are supposedly running in EU are currently having significant issues due to AWS US-EAST-1 being impacted. But surely this is just some dependencies that are down and all our data is really stored in EU. Right?

https://health.aws.amazon.com/health/status

@harrysintonen that's honestly my first thought as well. How can you tell me my data is handled 100% on european servers when nothings working when US-EAST-1 has a hiccup?
But our justice systems are already so far down the road of US buttfuckery that I don't expect anything but a stern look from our regulators...