The sun will swallow the Earth.

The galaxies will fade.

Protons will decay.

Your LinkedIn bio will not survive this process.

This is a Good Thing™️

https://www.joanwestenberg.com/p/you-are-insignificant-that-s-a-good-thing

You Are Insignificant. That's a Good Thing.

A Short Guide to Being Infinitesimally Small

Westenberg.
@Daojoan yeah, but in the meantime, people are suffering. (never mind i know you know this)

@Daojoan THIS is why I'm an astronomer! (well, and a lot of random chances!)

Thank you for writing this up so beautifully

@Daojoan Thank you, what a great article!
@Daojoan My life is insignificant right now. I'm worthless and pathetic.
@Daojoan it's a good job we have an immortal soul... Wait, I'm getting extra information on this.. Oh.
@Daojoan insignificant if you compare yourself to unending collections of rock and gas and vast lakes of methane. I may feel important but to put things in perspective there are hotel sized diamonds floating in a lake?

@Daojoan This is something I've been feeling over the last few years but hadn't put into words.

Now I don't have to because you nailed it perfectly.

This should be mandatory reading for a whole lot of people trying really hard to be significant right now.

@Daojoan Not only is it not all about you, it's not about you at all.
Monty Python's Galaxy Song with Updated Lyrics | Space and Universe Anthem|

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@Daojoan very liberating reminder, thank you! Have a nice day :)
@Daojoan Protons *might* decay, they might not. Even if they don't, though, they will all eventually be so far apart from each other that they'll all be in their own observable Universe.
@StarkRG Protons were never observed to decay, yet. But I don't know, if it makes sense to add to my bio that I know this fact... not mentioning LinkedIn bio...
@Daojoan

@xChaos @Daojoan Yeah, based on experimental evidence, there are a handful of lower bounds for the predicted half-life of protons (the lowest is 10³⁴ years), assuming they do decay, which are all many orders of magnitude greater than the current age of the Universe (1.4x10¹⁰ years). Maybe someone will see it happen, but they probably won't be human.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Proton_decay#Experimental_evidence

Proton decay - Wikipedia

@StarkRG the problem, that the chance, that they will be able to observe sufficient amount of protons for sufficient long period of time will be always the same, as for us (and this is, where the half-lives get tricky and where bios of scientists and journalists diverge...) @Daojoan

@Daojoan And then you realize that the big bang was theorized by Georges Lemaitre.

Who was, before any other thing, a catholic priest.

Now notice that we never had a good theory for inflation.

which means, that we still dont have a good explanation for the origin of the universe, and the big bang explosion "all from nothing" is just as bad as "god made the world".

we're even more insignificant that we can realize.

@Daojoan Wonderful! Makes me remember some texts by Hanna Ahrendt. That's a good thing! 😊
@Daojoan beautiful, thank you
@Daojoan I wouldn't be so sure. I've tried to deregister since 2009 and still can't get shot of them. At least I don't often get notices or communications. God knows how I achieved this but I'm not going to poke the bear.
@Daojoan Yes!🤭 Thanks!

@Daojoan

TLDR;)

"And Crawling,
On The Planet's Face,
Some Insects,
Called The Human Race.
Lost In Time, And Lost In Space...
And Meaning."
(From "Rocky Horror Picture Show")

@Daojoan It's not a good thing being insignificant

@Daojoan
The year 5 quadrillion

Voiceover: Somehow, his LinkedIn bio survived.