Wait he's not dead yet? And you just took him home!? Lance dude... Everyone in this movie is messed up.
#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead
HER NAME IS HAGGIS!?
#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead
Are we getting a full on bog witch? Is this a foggy bog? Whippoorwills?
#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead
Okay rats and howls and howls and all this sound bed of creepy is a might bit too much.
#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead
He's only mostly dead. Not all dead. Miracle Max could solve your problem.
#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead
Say it don't spray it!
You have to ask for it, it's part of the magic.
#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead
A cemetary... for pets? What will they think of next!
#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead
OH, yeah you're not gonna miss that grave.
A cemetery for pumpkins!
#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead
This movie is a little above our usual cheap monster fare, but only barely. Good production, some good acting (mostly Lance), the lore of hoe Pumpkinhead works is probably the best part. It's just so involved and planned in a folklore nightmare way.
#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead
Is it worth it Lance? Will the cost of your vengeance be worth what it does to you? Will your boy haunt you more than his death?
#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead
The boy's father takes care of everything indeed.
Lance is tied to Pumpkin head now, in more ways than one. Bwahahaha.
#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead
The dog has a concern.
Maybe you shouldn't be drinking while your engine of revenge is out there tearing teenager's guts out.
#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead
Steve is out there. And there. And there. And he's just haggis spread aaaaaaaaaaall over the woods.
#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead
"You gotta stop it!"
"It's what. you. wanted."
Hahaha. He's already regretting it so soon. The price was far worse than even he wanted. It sucks cause we want these kids dead too, but I love how much it's also destroying Lance.
#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead
What if... for once... we are the monster? Monsterdon is the agent of revenge. We are getting what we want, and the character sin the movie are the ones paying for it.
#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead
Pumpkin head is a weird monster. He's not pumpkin headed. If anything his head looks like an early rejected Godzilla design.
He's somehow simple and really complicated at the same time. Great practical suit that changes the human form, but is still just a big pink sack of humanoid flesh and bones.
#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead
Monster use gun, surprising
Monster use gun as a stabbing implement: innovative but primitive like an unthinking animal
#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead
Injury to the monster means injury to lance? *GASP* Who could have seen that mind and body link coming? Not Lance as he was laying down on a ceremony to awaken the beast and tie it to his soul.
#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead
Wait he can't enter a church? Pumpkin head works on vampire rules?
#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead
Oh yes he can. He's just slow and menacing. And the cross makes him angry?
#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead
He understands motorbikes?
Only Kamen Rider can stop him now.
#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead
How often does someone out for revenge end up actively trying to stop their revenge made manifest? That feels like an underused twist on a movie trope.
#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead
DOG JUMP SACRE! This is a movie that really feels like it could have had a cat jump scare at some point earlier.
#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead
Dog is scared shitless.
#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead
Pumpkinhead's face has changed! I wonder why lance? HUH? DO YOU GET IT YET?
#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead
When you you seek revenge, dig two graves.
Well okay alot of graves in this case. but ya now symbolically too.
#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead
Pumpkinhead is dead! And is a self cleaning monster. Just becomes self burning trash. That's thoughtful.
But wait where did this Pumpkinhead come from? isn't thsi the Pumpkinhead from teh flashback?
NOPE> Guess what lance was really signing up for in the first place!
#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead
This movie is kinda mid for me, but I LOVE that final aspect that to raise up Pumpkinhead you are selling your soul to get revenge AND turn your body into the next Pumpkinhead. That is some killer folk horror lore.
#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead
Okay now I need to grab a snack before #WrongFrogs
#Monsterdon
wtf did I just come back to? Crapping in a sink and a bloody hand coming out of the bath? I guess this is a horror movie too.
#Monsterdon #MagicCrystal
A box full of radiation? Kid you are gonna get some Kryptonite cancer.
#Monsterdon #MagicCrystal
It grew a pinkie? I HOPE THAT'S A PINKIE.
#Monsterdon #MagicCrystal

More slapstick sight gags like the falling fridge plz

#Monsterdon #MagicCrystal

Okay this is another movie I need to rewatch when I have time to fully focus on it like Mr Vampire.
#Monsterdon #MagicCrystal
The radioactive slime mold has legs now? Trumpy you do stupid things.
#Monsterdon #MagicCrystal
So why is this 1/3rd a kids movie?
Please let Cynthia Rothrock do more.
#Monsterdon #MagicCrystal
The AIDS crisis has entered the cinema. Whut? That was outta no where
#Monsterdon #MagicCrystal
It has a mouth now... it can devour the child anytime it wishes.
#Monsterdon #MagicCrystal
That glowing thing is evil. he just turned that guy into the Purpleman.
#Monsterdon #MagicCrystal
Lotta death for a kids movie about talking green slime.
#Monsterdon #MagicCrystal
No one is more dangerous than a housewife who you make miss her shows.
#Monsterdon #MagicCrystal
Ice bullets? This movie is attacking the Mythbusters now.
#Monsterdon #MagicCrystal
Is the whole island gonna be made of green crystals? Secret basement golem? What more madness could they have in store?
#Monsterdon #MagicCrystal
What kinda cheap UFO has the captain's chair on the outside?
#Monsterdon #MagicCrystal
The villain was crushed under the many breasts of Venus?
#Monsterdon #MagicCrystal
Oh the villain wasn't crushed to death. But now he's been isekaied to outer space.
#Monsterdon #MagicCrystal
THE CRYSTAL WAS PREGNANT!?
#Monsterdon #MagicCrystal
Okay that wasn't as good as Mr Vampire, but Magic Crystal had it's amazing moments.
#Monsterdon #MagicCrystal
@diazona @strangefour Wikipedia says "The jade dies after using all its energy and bids farewell to a crying Ban-Ban before it hatches a baby jade, much to the boy's delight." ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #monsterdon #magiccrystal

@strangefour #monsterdon #doubleFeature

the outside chair was for when he was a NAUGHTY captain!