nixCraft 🐧Oct 19

When a cookies banner tells you truth πŸ˜…

Taken from this page https://vibe-coded.lol

Show threadwaaheute
@nixCraft Excellent and sooo true "malheuresement !"
Oct 19 at 9:07amWeb
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nixCraft 🐧Oct 19

When a cookies banner tells you truth πŸ˜…

Taken from this page https://vibe-coded.lol

Show threadLouisOct 19
@nixCraft I love it (the website is fun to read too!)
Show threadwaaheuteOct 19
@nixCraft Excellent and sooo true "malheuresement !"
Show thread⁂ Jnk ∞ πŸ“ŽOct 19
@nixCraft I'm gonna print this and put it in my fridge to scare the shit out of my home mate
Show threadLinkyKatsumiVTOct 19
@nixCraft Internyet if they're honest
Show threadSkjeggtrollOct 19

@nixCraft

"We value your privacy -- at around $3.75"

Show threadπŸ’€β›§ RandomMusickMayhem β›§πŸ’€Oct 19
@nixCraft Only 847? The really good sites have 1000+ or even 1500+ partners.
Show threadN0tSureOct 19
@nixCraft I find myself using TOR a lot and it works just fine most of the time.
Show threadMagnus AhltorpOct 19
@N0tSure @nixCraft Unfortunately, using Tor only hides your network location, and maybe does things like not leak as much information about your web browser. Any information you give the website yourself, like entering data, keyboard and mouse habits, etc, is not protected at all.
Show threadMarjorieROct 19
@nixCraft I suppose it's fair to add, whatever I click in response to your request, I'm running uBlock Origin and Privacy Badger and I won't let you track me anyway. And I'll also never see anything your advertising partners try to fling at me. So why bother asking and wasting both our time?
Show threadDKOct 19

@nixCraft If only all real sites admitted to GDPR infringements in writing up front so that it was easy to tell on them to the regulators.

Really someone(s) should write a crawler to find sites that track you when you do not consent to them doing so and publish the results to shame them.

I think at least Meta and Alphabet already have huge EU fines pending due to them ignoring non-consent or acceptable use of data, it is illegal to just collect data in case it gets useful.

Show threadN Toyohito / 縁 豊人Oct 19
@nixCraft This page just made my fucking day!! I can't stop laughing XD (And crying internally)
Show threadpunIssuerOct 19

@nixCraft you know you can simply copy the cookie banner's text into the #altText4you ?
"We Value Your Privacy (Not Really)

This website uses cookies, localStorage, sessionStorage, IndexedDB, WebSQL, browser fingerprinting, canvas fingerprinting, and probably your mom's maiden name to track literally everything you do. We share this data with 847 trusted partners including but not limited to: advertisers, data brokers, that sketchy startup in the Caymans, and anyone willing to pay $0.003 per record.

By clicking "Accept All" you agree to let us sell your data. By clicking "Reject All" you agree to let us sell your data anyway. By clicking "Customize" you get to pretend you have a choice while we still sell your data."

Show threadBytebro πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦Oct 19
@nixCraft
I absolutely love this. And it's all true.
Show threadJames B.Oct 19

@nixCraft

I just appreciate the transparency.

Show threadCavallo PazzoOct 19
@nixCraft πŸ˜† Yes, that's right.
Show threadDarren du NordOct 19
@nixCraft Strangely, I trust them!
Show threadBen FaulhaberOct 19
@nixCraft I can't seem to get the 847 cookies being set. Does Claude possibly dump them as "little text files(tm)"? πŸ˜‰
Show threadChrisOct 19
@nixCraft omg the "Someone asked" link probably doxxing the person who asked is just πŸ‘Œ
Show threadvekkqOct 19
@nixCraft the data privacy agencies mill very slowly
Show threadMike Oct 19

@nixCraft "Architecture? Tests? Documentation? Nah bro, we just vibe with it. The AI knows best, probably."

haha

Show threadZero Oct 19
@nixCraft I never even feel safe clicking "reject all", but I don't know what to do other than ignore that pop up entirely (which I usually do)
Show threadxs4me2Oct 19

@nixCraft

Great summary!

Show threadChristopher Coenen πŸŽΆπŸ’ƒβœŠπŸ»πŸ•ΊπŸŽ¨Oct 19
@nixCraft
☝🏼
Show threadVincent SparksOct 19
@nixCraft i'm 50/50 spit on whether this website is actually LLM generated or not, becuase no LLM could be this funny
Show threadlabbatt50Oct 19

@nixCraft

Yeah. That's what I figured. 😞

Show threadMarekOct 20

@nixCraft
> 99.9% Uptime*
> *When localhost is running

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Show threadLord egeltje πŸ¦” πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡Ί   Oct 20
@nixCraft with a #Klangphonics concert stock photo. Nice! (Steal everything, but claim "AI made me do it".)
Show threadZeitreisenderOct 20
@nixCraft
Only 847 trusted partners. N00bs.