John Moltz
Implies the existence of “Closets by Accident“.
Oct 16, 2025 at 5:13amIvory for iOS
Show threadGed MaheuxOct 16, 2025
@Moltz Can confirm.
Show threadfamousringoOct 16, 2025
@Moltz still gathering my evidence for Closets by Natural Selection.
Show threadJim ReaOct 16, 2025
@Moltz I thought reality implied the existence of closets by accident. My reality certainly does.
Show threadKevin Patrick Doyle 🍅🥫Oct 16, 2025
@Moltz ooops, all closets!
Show threadStarkRGOct 16, 2025
@Moltz Or "Closets by Evolution"
Show threadDavid JarmanOct 16, 2025
@StarkRG @Moltz Indeed: closets by natural selection. Darwin’s work on the subtle differences between drawer handles was groundbreaking.
Show threadAndrocatOct 16, 2025
@Moltz
Extrapolating:
Closets by Force Majeure
Closets by Force of Nature
Closets as Intended
Show threadCasper 👻Oct 16, 2025
@Moltz
It’s an ongoing battle
Show threadDan MorenOct 16, 2025
@Moltz Getting high on CBD.
Show threadJohn MoltzOct 16, 2025
@dmoren You can’t get high on Closets by Design. You’re thinking of Trusted Hardwood Closets.
Show threadJonathanOct 16, 2025
@Moltz my entire house basically
Show threadTony HarrisOct 16, 2025
@Moltz @maxleibman or evolutionary closets. Which might be worse 😀
Show threadJack WellbornOct 16, 2025
@Moltz We have a word for that. It’s “clutter”.
Show threadsharon linne faulkOct 16, 2025
@Moltz Which explains every builder closet. 🙄
Show threadJimmyOct 16, 2025
@Moltz My wife got a dirty look from the owner of Cookies by Design for asking about Cookies by Accident.
Show threadDNSOct 16, 2025
@Moltz Related: what’s an Occasional Table when it’s not a table?
Show threadJohn MoltzOct 16, 2025
@Davidnsteer A gas? A liquid?