nobody:

fedi users: I'm gonna do some WEIRD STUFF with COMPUTERS

@schratze two flavours too: [sexual] and [non sexual]
@schratze not sure if this is meant as software engineering or lewd but either way it approves 
@49016 I just saw a video of someone doing weird stuff stuff computers and I have honestly no idea, maybe it was lewd. I couldn't tell what was happening
@schratze then it was, knowing fedi, probably lewd
@schratze its what they're there for
@schratze I think you misspelled AWESOME
@schratze pop the hood on activity pub, really _look_ at how it works, think about the people who must have built it, and tell me you're surprised
@schratze it's what I live for
@schratze leave me alone and it isn't weird.
@schratze and for my next trick, I will have this device yell high-pitched obscenities at this innocent computer and malware will appear 😈
@schratze let's fuckin goooo 

@schratze to be fair, anything we do with lightning-haunted rocks is going to be objectively weird.

That said, you are right at every level of inspection, so, yeah...