ok ill bite what’s star trek
@FunKelly It’s the show that’s actually Science Fiction; instead of that thing with wizards and mystical powers fighting with swords along side huge furry animals that everyone thinks is SF because it has laser blasters that go “pew pew!!”
@IanAMartin sounds fake

@FunKelly All fiction is, by definition, fake.

Hah! Check-MATE!!

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