If you could swap your smartphone for another device, what would that be?

You're strongly encouraged to explain your response.

#Smartphone #DumbPhone #FeaturePhone #DeathOfTelephony #Comms

Feature- / dumb-phone
28.4%
Tablet
8.4%
Small form-factor laptop
35.8%
A landline bolted to the wall with a dial face and no answering machine
13.7%
A telegraph key and/or carrier pigeons
13.7%
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@dredmorbius that's the main reason honestly
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@dredmorbius I use my desktop PC for 99% of my computing\communication needs, so definitely keeping pigeons.
@dredmorbius You forgot "Commodore 64" as an option.
@dredmorbius Some kind of e-ink tablet that ran Linux, it should make it unwieldy or impractical to consoom content absentmindedly
@dredmorbius a 4g feature phone that could run java apps. limited but able to do just a little more than a dumb phone. sadly a 4g phone will have a battery life that is a fraction of the nokia 3310 which lasted 4-5 days when new and 2 days after 8 years of use.
#dumbphone #nokia3310 #nokia
@dredmorbius honestly I'd like a netbook I can carry around in a bag, that would be fun. and better for my brain

@dredmorbius

We remember with fondness the excitement of answering the phone in our childhood home, pulling the cord into our bedroom, closing the door over the cord and sitting there, talking to friends for hours. We miss that excitement.

@liliedubh I was just describing a similar experience / memory to a millennial the other day.

Long cords FTFW 😺

@dredmorbius I already have it: an iPad. It might be nice to have a mini-sized device instead, but when I need a book I need a bigger page.

Ideal would be a cell-connected iPad, headphones, and keyboard, but in practice I can't stand bluetooth audio or typing lag, so I have two devices.

Phone with a big external screen & keyboard would have shit battery life.

@mdhughes I've been carrying a 13.3" e-ink tablet, the Onyx BOOX Max Lumi (Android).

It's ... excellent for reading and listening to podcasts. Less excellent at being a Real Computer, though bluetooth keyboard and Termux help immensely here.

I'm looking at laptops which would actually be a smidge smaller than that tablet in overall size (Framework 12"), but could run full native Linux.

@dredmorbius iPad's single-focus is helpful, you CAN multitask (and window, once bugs are out of 26), but mostly it has great apps for doing one task at a time. Pythonista, LispPad (Scheme), and Editorial (markdown with Python scripting) make a shell irrelevant… but I can always ssh to my desktop or server. And the 10.5" size is a lot less struggle to carry than 13".
@dredmorbius I rarely use my phone anyway. A laptop with Linux or even BSD can do WAY more than my phone can.

@doraii Pretty much exactly this.

Mobile devices are slightly more accessible when you're actively on-the-go.

But in terms of actual capabilities, upgradability / maintainability, privacy and security, owning your own data and apps, etc., etc., yeah, laptop's where it's at.

I'd add in additional devices for image/video and audio capture. Oddly enough, cameras and microphones have lifetimes far in excess of 3--5 years.

@dredmorbius My grandparents gave me one of their old handheld cameras (which is currently 17 years old) when I was eight. I *still* have it now, and it can shoot pictures around 1440p. Despite the old nature of it, there's litterally small compartments to replace the storage and battery, and it's lasted me years without a single failure.

Look at a phone from that long ago. It doesn't even compare.

@dredmorbius yearning for the timeline where I could text everyone I know with Morse code on the air

@flyingsaceur Where there's fire there's smoke signals.

And/or power lasers.

@dredmorbius Anything that had a security update that didn't expire as you walked out the shop, or a battery that did the same.

Love my Nokia n900 except for the above. Battery at least is replaceable.

@dredmorbius As a radio amateur op I already own several keys...

https://www.rfcafe.com/miscellany/cool-videos/jay-leno-tonight-show-morse-code-text-message-sms-contest.htm

*whistles innocently*

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Morse Code vs. Texting Contest on the Jay Leno's 'The Tonight Show'

Watch the video to see whether SMS or Morse Code won

@dredmorbius A device significantly smaller than today’s smartphones, devoid of US Tech giants, with low power consumption, that comes with a good IDE for writing my apps, and has support for necessary official apps (such as in my case BankID and Swish) and secure communication apps (Threema and perhaps Signal).

@dredmorbius In my case, a de-Google'd Android phone with absolute minimum apps, like the list barely scrolls. I'd almost be happy if I needed to use adb to install apps.

I had a Motorola Defy+ that I ran CyanogenMod on from day 1 and it was excellent until I made the mistake of upgrading it to Jellybean. I want to do that again, with a more modern phone, but even less Google.

Failing that, a modernised Palm Pre 3 running WebOS.

Sadly, though, I live in Australia.

@dredmorbius I used to be able to get by with a Chromebook running Android app such as train companies ticketing apps. People were amused as I opened gates at stations by scanning the laptop screen instead of a smartphone screen.

It's one of these Google-made pixelbooks they stopped making, despite people wanted them. But it's Google for you ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@dredmorbius A Japanese keitai flip phone? Could still be a smartphone though (there are ones with Android 5)... I think the cover decorations and other accessories definitely give people options on how they show their phone when calling.
@austin I'm not familiar with this. Any specific examples?
@dredmorbius Sorry for late reply... See https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_mobile_phone_culture . For stores that cater to foreign customers see https://y2kphones.com/collections/japanese-keitai-flip-phones and https://kyoex.com/categories/Shop-Flip-Phones/ . More recent models do come with Android now, though personally I'm fine with a bare-bone OS.
Japanese mobile phone culture - Wikipedia