i’m here for two reasons only
to make friends and chew gum
and i brought enough gum for everyone!
someone immediately tried to extort a follow out of me by setting parameters for how I post in exchange. hard pass bud.
@FunKelly I love those ppl with locked follows and three paragraphs of rules in their bio- no thanks pal, I will never think about a single thing i post
@ancient_catbus ew. i *said* I was here to make friends, but im really just here to keep shitposting with the friends I already have if that’s how it’s gonna be
@FunKelly it's serving big 2019 Mastodon Energy, happily there are way fewer of those types around now (or at least I'm not seeing them as much)
@ancient_catbus 2019 mastadon sounds bleak
@ancient_catbus @FunKelly I know when I'm about to have a Bad Time
@FunKelly yeah i had one of those and he was like i don't support you anymore, and that was actually a good sign off because now i'm wondering what i lost, would that loyal soldier have put his life on the line for me, would he have given me sums of money. that day i lost not just a follower but a supporter.
@hillenjoyer a footnote in your autobiography for sure
@FunKelly i brought mentos
@gorldotgay if anyone needs problem solving we’ll make sure to send them to you doodoodoodoodododowaaaaah
@gorldotgay @FunKelly *Cracks open a fresh 2 liter of Diet Coke*