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Whenever I leave a bar, I like to slam down my cash on the counter and say "welp, that school bus ain't gonna drive itself!"
let this serve as a reminder that the *original* vibe coding was teledildonics. look at what they stole from you.
i accidently just typed horts.jorse
method shitposting (being unhinged IRL too)
oh my god i was like why is my mouse moving on its own and it's because my belly is overflowing onto the touchpad and moving it, now i'm not bady shaming myself but i can't be having that
if you were wondering what the ass is really good for i can tell you not having one has made me bad at sitting on the floor, sprinting, jumping, and kickball. but it's surprisingly not as important as you would think for climbing stairs and mountains.
ok so you can customize linux, but you shouldn't. got it. i guess i'll try cachyos since linux mint doesn't play baldur's gate out of the box and apparently installing sddm and wayland and kde was a bad idea
why just one? i don't know. it was two-legged squats, as one does
went to the gym for the first time in a long time yesterday and did some deep squats and i made one of my butt cheeks sore. this is good. this means i might actually be able to grow an ass
i finally got my computer setup so that if the power goes out it will start back up with ssh, vnc, plex, jellyfin, and steam coming back online without me having to intervene. next i'm adding moonlight streaming.