i’m here for two reasons only
to make friends and chew gum
and i brought enough gum for everyone!
someone immediately tried to extort a follow out of me by setting parameters for how I post in exchange. hard pass bud.
@FunKelly I love those ppl with locked follows and three paragraphs of rules in their bio- no thanks pal, I will never think about a single thing i post
@ancient_catbus ew. i *said* I was here to make friends, but im really just here to keep shitposting with the friends I already have if that’s how it’s gonna be
@FunKelly it's serving big 2019 Mastodon Energy, happily there are way fewer of those types around now (or at least I'm not seeing them as much)
@ancient_catbus 2019 mastadon sounds bleak
@ancient_catbus @FunKelly I know when I'm about to have a Bad Time