I’m not here for furniture introducing itself but there was also a sofa I would’ve happily taken home.
Her name was Martha and she looked like a Martha. She was big and soft and so damn comfy.
Like a hug in sofa form.
If only she wasn’t £1000.
(Photo from the website because I didn’t take one in the store)
Also the display model had some sagginess in the back cushions that made it look like smiles.
Who wouldn’t want a sofa that smiles at you and gives you a hug?
No, you shut up and stop being weird about sofas on the internet.
In the future you will not be able to open your closet without using an app on your phone.
I have a power bank that you just plug in to USB to charge and you plug your device into it to charge your device. No controls necessary.
OH - completely different thing then. Still why does everything need an app. Seems to me something like that should have it's own control panel, perhaps with an app as an option for remote access.
I don't have any "sliding shoes" - they sound dangerous 😱
@Troggie my rage when the destination blind on the bus says "Sorry I'm not in service"
Some would say "Sorry I'm not in service at the moment" or I'm misremembering
just say "Not In Service" and stop assuming the waiting passengers want an anthropomorphic bus! or are literate!
@Troggie my favourite feature was a big (like, 3cm across) bright blue LED status light, on the dashboard of the bus, that was always on, to let you know the bus is a hybrid
the buses all have automatic gearboxes. the only difference from it being hybrid is the diesel motor shuts off when you stop and restarts when you exceed about 5mph
I used to carefully dismantle the light and put a speck of blu-tac on the surface-mount LED within to dim it. some colleagues would scrape the LED off its board completely
here's a frame from a video I took by putting my phone in my shirt pocket
@Troggie going on a little tangent here's how I made these buses bearable to drive at night. put the dash into "dark mode" where the backlighting is turned off for everything but the speedo and tacho. then stick blu-tac over the remaining LEDs like the one that tells me the bus isn't turned off, the one that tells me the saloon lights are on (painfully obvious from the windscreen reflections), the ones that tells me these are the indicators for the demister temperature and fan speed...
oh and the hateful little traffic light assembly that monitors and reports your driving and lets you know if it thinks you're driving badly. inaccurate to the point of uselessness and just distracting
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