Don’t fucking talk to me, you’re a cupboard.

I’m not here for furniture introducing itself but there was also a sofa I would’ve happily taken home.
Her name was Martha and she looked like a Martha. She was big and soft and so damn comfy.
Like a hug in sofa form.

If only she wasn’t £1000.
(Photo from the website because I didn’t take one in the store)

@Troggie So sofas get names and affection but cupboards get sworn at for talking? Sounds a bit elitist to me.
@davidbcohen Martha didn’t try to introduce herself to me.
@Troggie Sounds like she didn’t need to, sofa stalker! 😜