me: badger badger badger badger mushroom mushroom

my husband: what

me: badger badger badger badger mushroom mushroom

my husband: what??

me: snaaake, snaaake, ohhh it’s a snaaake

my husband, who is several years younger than me: okay maybe I do need to go to the ER for that concussion after all, I have no idea what you’re saying

@0xabad1dea

Me: LOOK AT MY HORSE, MY HORSE IS AMAZING

GenZ: "Wtf they talking about, there's no horse here?"

@tanepiper @0xabad1dea 🎶 Narwhals Narwhals swimming in the ocean...
@cmdrSprocket @tanepiper @0xabad1dea I have been known to subject my colleagues to 🎶🎵🎶 He’s back, and he’s got a new trick, Magical Trevor is ten times as slick as the last time, the last time you saw him… 🎶