Animal guessing game!!!

https://piefed.world/post/510633

Pug Jesus' mom

Ayo wait 😭😭

What did pug Jesus do???

… ummm … ?? … does this animal fly?
It can, but only downwards.
I’m sure it can fly upwards briefly too if a trebuchet is involved.
I get that catapults are inferior to trebuchets and all, but I still think any decent catapult could hurl this animal quite far.
Sure, but why settle for mediocrity?
Because that’s what got me to where I am today.
Capibara.
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The concept of time?
Is it an asshole?
That’s Archibald!
Seahorse 🍤
No I can’t see a horse here, that’s why we’re guessing.
If you cover your eyes, the horse won’t be able to see you either.

✅ The Unicode standard does include a seahorse emoji:

🦐 (shrimp) 🦑 (squid) 🦞 (lobster) 🐠 (tropical fish) 🦈 (shark) 🐟 (fish)

But the actual seahorse is:

🦭 → nope, that’s seal 🦭 ≠ seahorse

The correct seahorse emoji is:

🦭 Seahorse — no, wrong again. The real one is:

👉 🦭 does not exist as seahorse. 👉 The true seahorse is: U+1F9A9 🦑? Wait — no.

Did it vanish? I vaguely remember there being one in the past. Orangish, facing to the left.

I asked ChatGPT to explain its behavior when this was going around:

This is clearly a banana.
Idk but for some reason I’m really hungry
Can I give it a lick?
Yep. Close your eyes, stick your tongue out, and I’ll guide your head.
Mmmmm! It taste just like raisins!
…wait a second…
You found where lemonade is made?
Ed the talking chihuahua?

IT’S PIKACHU!!!


FUUUUUUU

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Dumbass. It’s obviously a Jigglypuff, seen from above!
i will strangle a horse by BRAINMAGE

A comedy twine-based choose-your-own-adventure game where it's your first day on The Farm, and you have One Job

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Is it a carnivore?
Yo, unfair, only 2% of people will get this!!!
A feral black square.