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Just when I thought Lemmy was over the trend of talking about stroganoff.
PencilnoobHow do I delete someone elseâs comment
kittenzrulz123Good thing I can, I dont think I will tho
Iâd honestly love to see a world war between circumcised and uncircumcised folks. I wonder who would win.
TotallynotJessicaUncircumcised is the default and probably has a numerical advantage, but once you get circumcised, you canât go back. The circumcised can always convert people, and thereâs nothing the uncircumcised can do to stop their POWs from being forced to switched sides.
However, what about everyone who doesnât have a penis? Would their allegiance lie with the uncircumcised? Would people whoâve experienced genital mutilation join the circumcised? Who would formerly circumcised people who now donât have penises join? Would bottom surgery make someone automatically join team circumcision?
This whole thought experiment begs many questions.
Asking the real questions
I think we would see an additional category. People that were circumcised against their will, wanting to go back to the side they may have loyalty for. Someone who was passionate that uncircumcised was the only side to be on, the righteousďżź side or whatever hype they get going on that side.
I think they try to sew back on the foreskin. The thought may begin with some being ashamed that they lost their foreskin and had to âreplace itâ, but it may quickly become a thing of âwho is going to know?â.
Problem is⌠someone would come up with a way to tell. And the âtrue foreskinersâ do not accept the âsewed on foreskinersâ. There is bigotry and divided among their side. Causing an inner struggle and broken down factions of the same side. Some âsewed on foreskinersâ may feel that the âtrue foreskinersâ arenât the side they used to be and wonât accept them anyways, so they removed the replaced foreskin to either join the circumcised or possibly start their own, new side. âThe circumcised rebornersâ
Cursed writing prompt or next ya post apocalypse
Circumplasty set to be the next big craze. Make it bigger than before so it looks like a JNCO leg. âOh baby I love the way your shit is so baggyâ
Bahahahah jnco leg
The circumcised can learn all the issues with it, then not circumcise their kids.
Oh my, TnJessica, I was not expecting you here :D
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dandelionwhat do you think the Iraq war was, sweaty? ignorant white colonist shows their racism
Wasnât the Iraq war mostly between muslim Iraqis, who are almost always circumcised, and US-americans, who are also usually circumcised?
TIL Iraqis circumcise their boys!!
I will go with my original thought then, the Crusades - I think European Christendom had not yet incorporated circumcision at the time, but the Muslim world was practicing circumcision, so that would be a war between the circumcised and the uncircumcised?
abbotsburyreally weird thing to say about genital mutilation
Obviously the circumcised. They would easily convert the captures enemy soldiers to their ranks but the uncircumcised would not be able to do it.
SwedneckOld enough to have no choice in the matter. We should be pissed at the church, backward medicine and our parents, not each other.
Is the church even part of this? In most countries, christians donât practice circumcision.
They did heavily in lots of countries including mine. For decades and decades and decades. It was framed in two ways. You could go to hell if you didnât or you could get really sick and it could fall off. Wonderful direction from the church.
Thatâs wild, I didnât expect that even the catholic church gets in on this. Where I live, this would sound completely absurd to most people.
Still feels best with lube.
you can move the skin up and down, so ur hand doesnt have to slide
My skin doesnât go all the way up when I have a full erection, and I donât think thatâs rare.
I am circumcized so I know foreskin is not a prerequisite for that.
Yeah, but it goes up further and with the head of the penis being the most sensitive area, having that foreskin is quite useful.
MediumGrayItâs not a prerequisite, itâs just that it works better.
⌠whoâs out here sliding their hand? The skin slides relative to the deeper layers, foreskin or not
people that use lube
Kalcifer[âŚ] Or do you just have that much smegma?
What a day to have eyes.
Not sure I understand, but you grab below glans and force foreskin on and off the penis head repeatedly. Donât have to pull it all the way to the tip, going halfway is enough. The foreskin skin is much smoother than hands, so barely any lube is required, just the natural skin oil is enough. I wouldnât call it smegma as it usually refers to white substance full of dead skins and bacteria, but the underside of healthy clean penis foreskin is naturally a little wet.
Why donât people just use precum?
never seen precum in my life
Probably some combination of not necessarily producing enough (not all people make the same amount) and lack of foreplay/edging
personal anatomical anecdoteFor example I really only have precum after a decent amount of foreplay/edging, and not all that much. And a lil lubrication is sometimes useful for getting to that point.
Itâs crazy how you poor mutilated people have no idea how it was designed to work.
For one, I havenât had smegma since my parents taught me to clean behind the foreskin (arguably later than they should have) when I was 7. You think weâre all just walking around with dirty penises?
For two, the foreskin pulls back below the head, you can pull it down far enough that you look circumcised then you can pull it back over. Pull is a strong word it doesnât take effort, but doing this is pleasurable to the point of ejaculating (i.e. thatâs one way to masturbate as a person with a foreskin). No need for lube.
Iâm uncircumcised. The foreskin is automatically pulled down/back when youâre fully erect (or at least mine isâŚ), what mystifies me is how youâd pull it back up far enough that you can use it in place of lubrication for the glans, i.e. the most pleasurable part of the penis. Is your foreskin just that long? Mine certainly isnât.
So I think thereâs 2 parts to this, one is different people are different but the other is that when masterbating one might not be quite as erect as with a partner
Mine only goes half to 2/3s down the glans when erect, and there is enough slack to where if I hold the foreskin lower down it can slide up to mostly cover it. Sometimes a lil bit of spit or some such is still needed to lubricate the glans though.
Broadly itâs probably just difference in genetics of size/slackness of foreskin, idk
every now and then iâm reminded to be thankful i got to keep mine, jesus christ lmao
Iâm uncircumcised, actually.
festntIt rolls over the glans.
So you just kind of. Like. Roll it.
tenchikenMe, who has learned where the ladyparts lay, enjoys taking time to get to know them and typically doesnât need mechanical assistance due to sufficient preamble.
(this is about jorkinâ it)
The true art is in knowing whoâs âitâ is getting jorked
Hahaha by âitâ lest just say⌠my peanits
ethavera man of culture
It can be wet down there but still bad friction though. Lube is a game changer.