Harvey SandstromIt's "Food of the Gods", which I'm pretty sure is called "Ambrosia". #Monsterdon
I timed the tubi ad just about perfectly. #monsterdon
American football is not what I would have guessed for the first scene. #monsterdon
Omg an autobiographical voice over. This is truly torture. #monsterdon
My feed seems to indicate that that was canadian rules football, not american.
I don't wish to be a sportsist but they all look the same to me. #monsterdon
OH NO, SOME KIND OF OVERLAY IS ATTACKING ME #monsterdon
Shake the camera hard enough and the monster won't look stupid... no nevermind. #monsterdon
He died of that blueberry gum from willy wonka. #monsterdon
Okay movie, I know you hate yourself, but making one of the monsters a giant chicken is really a cry for help. #monsterdon
Those chickens are standard Costco size actually.
He just shook of the giant chickens as not totally bizarre and unworthy of specific investigation. #monsterdon
This Mr. Skinner sounds pretty great... I guess. #monsterdon
People sure used to have a lot of hair. #monsterdon
It's the rats that the old woman mentioned in scene 24! #monsterdon
Football being the B story is pretty weird. #monsterdon
I think we're supposed dislike that woman's boss. #monsterdon
Presumably he's going to get eaten by something, we can hope. #monsterdon
But Mr. Skinner never gets eaten by rats at home...
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Oh no it's a puddle of... carpenter's glue? #monsterdon
Lady your outdoor soup puddle seems to be boiling over. Better turn the heat down. #monsterdon
This was actually a stealth training film about Canadian tort law. #monsterdon
Canadian law requires that pregnant woman be replaced by voice-over. It's an obscure rule. #monsterdon
Oh no it's the perfectly normal sized rats played at 50% speed!!! #monsterdon
This wasp nest is gonna require SO MUCH optical compositing. #monsterdon
So by the logic of the story this wasp nest consists entirely of wasps that were juveniles who fed on the ambrosia?
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I'm not an entomologist but I don't think that's how that works. #monsterdon
"Are you sure they were rats?"
Yes, the budget won't cover any additional creatures.
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Where the hell are we in the story arc? We're already facing the big bad? Is there no third act? Why am I trying to apply classical theory to a shitty 70's movie? #monsterdon
Multiple rats were harmed in the making of this film. #monsterdon
Multiple rats and various plush toys were harmed in the making of this film. #monsterdon
I can hear all the furries closing the movie.
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HAHAHA. Adorable rat on miniature camper van. #monsterdon
WAIT a minute wait a minute wait a minute.
aren't these supposed to be feral rats? Why is one albino? #monsterdon
aren't these supposed to be feral rats? Why is one albino? #monsterdon
Who elected the football player the leader? #monsterdon
Are we sure this is canada? Everyone seems pretty rude. #monsterdon
Quickly! Barracade the road with something we can't build in minuature! That will stop them! #monsterdon
Is this the only giant creature movie that takes into account the square-cubed law? #monsterdon https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Square%E2%80%93cube_law
Well they got the square-cube law okay but that's not how an electric fence works. #monsterdon
Thank god those sparks were apparently optically composited (presumably, since the rats didn't react). #monsterdon
ooof, fuzzy split screen compositing #monsterdon
Don't smash my jars of pancake batter!11!!!! #monsterdon
The "business" man got Et.
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"The white one is the leader."
Hmph. No comment.
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Well at least we found out why in the hell there is an albino rat, so they could have an identifiable "leader". Still doesn't make any sense. #monsterdon
This is pretty much just night of the living dead, but in the day, and with rats. Day of the living rats. #monsterdon
Did NOTLD have a pregnant woman? No, just a kid right? #monsterdon
They et the old lady. Oh noes! #monsterdon
I'm tired of these movies copying the tropes of plays from ancient Greece. Oh the old lady was eaten by a giant rat in third act? Ho hum. #monsterdon
NGL, dime store Harrison Ford could get some. #monsterdon
So earlier I was joking about "many rats were harmed" but now I'm like "no seriously".
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