Harvey SandstromIt's "Food of the Gods", which I'm pretty sure is called "Ambrosia". #Monsterdon
I timed the tubi ad just about perfectly. #monsterdon
American football is not what I would have guessed for the first scene. #monsterdon
Omg an autobiographical voice over. This is truly torture. #monsterdon
My feed seems to indicate that that was canadian rules football, not american.
I don't wish to be a sportsist but they all look the same to me. #monsterdon
OH NO, SOME KIND OF OVERLAY IS ATTACKING ME #monsterdon
Shake the camera hard enough and the monster won't look stupid... no nevermind. #monsterdon
He died of that blueberry gum from willy wonka. #monsterdon
Okay movie, I know you hate yourself, but making one of the monsters a giant chicken is really a cry for help. #monsterdon
Those chickens are standard Costco size actually.
He just shook of the giant chickens as not totally bizarre and unworthy of specific investigation. #monsterdon
This Mr. Skinner sounds pretty great... I guess. #monsterdon
People sure used to have a lot of hair. #monsterdon
It's the rats that the old woman mentioned in scene 24! #monsterdon
Football being the B story is pretty weird. #monsterdon
I think we're supposed dislike that woman's boss. #monsterdon
Presumably he's going to get eaten by something, we can hope. #monsterdon
But Mr. Skinner never gets eaten by rats at home...
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Oh no it's a puddle of... carpenter's glue? #monsterdon
Lady your outdoor soup puddle seems to be boiling over. Better turn the heat down. #monsterdon
This was actually a stealth training film about Canadian tort law. #monsterdon
Canadian law requires that pregnant woman be replaced by voice-over. It's an obscure rule. #monsterdon
Oh no it's the perfectly normal sized rats played at 50% speed!!! #monsterdon
This wasp nest is gonna require SO MUCH optical compositing. #monsterdon
So by the logic of the story this wasp nest consists entirely of wasps that were juveniles who fed on the ambrosia?
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I'm not an entomologist but I don't think that's how that works. #monsterdon
"Are you sure they were rats?"
Yes, the budget won't cover any additional creatures.
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Where the hell are we in the story arc? We're already facing the big bad? Is there no third act? Why am I trying to apply classical theory to a shitty 70's movie? #monsterdon
Patioboater@cd0 Chekhov’s rats!
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