The space elevator project was funded by the world's billionaires, who were offered exclusive luxury tickets on the first ride up into space.

After the launch, the project announced a second funding round, to start looking into the feasibility and advisability of installing a "down" button.

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The elevator led straight to the "B" Ark, right?
@n1xnx @MicroSFF "B" is for "Billionaire", right?
@Bern @MicroSFF
I wonder if Douglas Adams had that in mind when he came up with the Golgafrincham Ark Fleet.
@MicroSFF Once theyโ€™re up there are can tear the elevator down.
#NoMoreBillionaires
@MicroSFF also: they advertised for a space elevator, but made a space catapult instead. same target audience.

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Never have so many wallets closed simultaneously.

@MicroSFF This is how the Space Elevator democratises Space Travel for the rest of us.

#SpaceElevator #Space

@MicroSFF @koalou oh god I thought this was just a cute little micro fiction. Japan has actually started work on one. Literally. We live in the weirdest timeline
@MicroSFF crowdfunding the "axe the beanstalk" project was an overwhelming success
@MicroSFF Where's the chef's kiss emoji when you need it?
@MicroSFF An Elevator to Space: Markus Landgraf at TEDxRheinMain https://inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=f8CpnKBnPC0

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When the "Down" button was clicked, the screen then showed:

Are you sure you want to go DOWN?
โ€ข NO
โ€ข remind me in 3 days

@MicroSFF ...and we lived happily ever after ๐Ÿ˜‚

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It was a design feature so they could never return.

It's a shame that they could not be an alpha tester.

@MicroSFF Something that would happen in Mobile Suit Gundam 00
@MicroSFF also a button for "air". In a few months. Maybe.
@MicroSFF billionaires in space works as long as they never come back to Earth