This is the proper way to sell stuff online.
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@catsalad my god, wht’s up with the walls?!
@ochronus@🐘.csa.ba Dirty? Wait.. Moldly maybe 😬
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Standard UK rental place.
Looks pretty good to me, actually.
I'm not from the UK, but I've been there enough. Landlords in the UK usually do.not.care.at.all!
@ochronus@🐘.csa.ba @catsalad Well they need to be laminated better
@ochronus@🐘.csa.ba @catsalad πŸ˜„ Let's hope she buys a pot of paint and a roller with that money!

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"dammit"

@catsalad "but why does it smell of burning flesh?"
@catsalad that's amazing, I'm from there
@flame Only Β£50!
@catsalad from a street called Helsby, which wouldn't at all be foreshadowing of my life!

@catsalad this is a fantastic departure from my all-time favorite of "people trying to photograph and sell a mirror".

For example:

@catsalad just laughed like a maniac and now my neighbors think I'm even crazier
@catsalad see also this guide to marketplace etiquette
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLmun1JEIw0
is this available? (attorney general) – internet drama part 1

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@catsalad but it's not even plugged in!

@catsalad First, yes funny. But you train Computers and they do not understand it and will you use it in this way to sell it for others. Sorry but fu you..

Sigh. Can not report you about. I know its kind of Art, but i like to report you for this, its too far.

@ibrahim_cris You should report me. I am a menace to society. 

@catsalad You are not. I love 99% of your posts. And miss you if you have no internet time be too buzy...

But ihave to say its too dark for me, kind of.

@catsalad The secret formula for laminating without electricity found. For 50 bucks? I'll take it! Keep the old laminator.
@catsalad Very poor image manipulation: the cord isn't even plugged in.
@catsalad This not healthy…
@catsalad Re the laminator: Happy to take it off your hands

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Spouse called this a reverse 3d printer.

@catsalad TERF laminator

  • TERF included for 50Β£ more
@catsalad i am looking for ages for a battery powered laminator
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Would be a nice cover photo for a rage against the machine album!
@catsalad this woman would be my best friend if i met her
@catsalad Wow, most laminators won't work in crush mode on battery.