this is glorious and I encourage everyone to start rolling your own license and maybe ignoring pure #opensource ones

https://aria.dog/barks/forklift-certified-license/

via @daedalus

Introducing the Forklift Certified License—Aria’s Barks

It's not following the OSI definition of open-source because i don't give a damn how capital defines its needs.

@warkolm @daedalus It's fits a need. I like the self-detonation part of it especially.
@warkolm @daedalus I have a machine that you can test on.
@warkolm @daedalus you need to spend three days in Moonta.
@warkolm @daedalus I want to do something with this. I have access to a forklift.