@liferstate @mayintoronto Important Fediverse theological question - what does #JohnMastodon ride?
giant cat
18.2%
horse with jorts
23%
a mastodon, obvs
51.3%
lichen monster
7.5%
Poll ended at .
@floatybirb @liferstate @mayintoronto I voted but, ..... I will note that "all of the above" wasn't in the poll
@soaproot @liferstate @mayintoronto that is a valid criticism of the poll and an error of mine that may lead to a great religious schism in 472 years.
@floatybirb @liferstate @mayintoronto You do I hope already know about the schism between the #JohnMastodonOrthodox and #SeventeenthDayAdventist sects.
@soaproot @liferstate @mayintoronto No I hadn't heard of that particular schism before but I'm hoping that Religion For Breakfast does a segment on it one of these days.
@floatybirb @liferstate @mayintoronto The schism has to do, fittingly enough, with whether one should celebrate #JohnMastodonDay on December 16th or December 17th. Some of the chronicles of these legends can be found at https://johnmastodon.me/
Celebrate John Mastodon Day

Celebrate John Mastodon Day