Please watch this short video. You will not be disappointed.

#cow

@andyb just like cooking with a toddler!
@jpm I've no idea about this as I actively avoid children wherever possible.
@andyb @jpm It's like cooking with a mini cow.
@andyb @jpm it's like a cow, but smaller and more noisy.
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Is that like a bull in a china shop🐮
@andyb this is truly excellent. Top-tier stuff.
@andyb @Galley I laughed until tears were falling. This was the best way to start a Monday. THANK YOU!
@andyb 😁 so reminded of the Muppets Swedish Chef.
@andyb suddenly i am deeply grateful that our dog is not a size of a cow.
@andyb also, this video helped a emotional and very tired preteen smile so, it was the best thing today.

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That cow was very helpful pointing out all your errors. Starting with having a cow as an assistant.

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Great laugh first this this morning, thank you!

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If you can't stand the cow keep it out of the kitchen.

However I hope the animal didn't get to ingest anything that would be unhealthy for it.

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Where do I get one?

Not a cow but a man as patient as this.

@andyb Exactly how long have cattle been ‘domesticated’?
@andyb this was weirdly stressful
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Yeah, my feelings exactly
@amro @gsuberland @andyb same. Not really enjoyable. I expected a better ending the whole time.
@amro @gsuberland @andyb In fact I wonder if only neurotypicals find this video fun.
@f4grx @amro @gsuberland @andyb I was laughing, but out of stress. It's sort of cute, yeah, but sooo stressful. (probably neurotypical here, not really sure)

@f4grx @amro @gsuberland @andyb My girlfriend and I are varying degrees and flavors of ND, and we enjoy the Bruce videos.

Though the amount of food waste always does bother me. Like, we have people who can’t afford to eat and we can also make videos of a cow destroying perfectly good food. I always think about that. And the clean up.

@gsuberland @andyb Exactly that. I got annoyed of that cow just by watching.
@gsuberland @andyb Thank you. Same.
Hoped for a happy end. No.
@andyb put the cow in the highchair with some hay while you cook
@andyb That's such a funny looking dog. And so naughty!
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Makes me think to @MadameMollette 's dog
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@andyb how I feel when literally anybody is in the kitchen with me
@andyb - OSCAR Award for Humor. 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀

@andyb cows are even more helpful than cats!

I actually watched this because we have that same stove.

Trying to make cupcakes with Bruce! #cow #brucethecow #farm #animals

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@jsit @andyb This is why I'm scrolling through the comments. TYVM, Jay! 🫶

@andyb baking with a cow is even more chaotic than a sheep walking into a kitchen...

  • Yes the latter happened to a friend of mine...
@andyb This wins the internet and made my whole WEEK. Also: Where can I get that shirt? #cow
@andyb Is it cake? He'll be fine, he has a KitchenAid!
@andyb I'm disappointed. 😐
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There’s devilishment in me that wants this to be an AirBnB’s kitchen or maybe just some random neighbour’s kitchen, someone who left their door unlocked.
@andyb Missing alt text: Cow assists with baking muffins, but as with so many of us, struggles to resist temptation around all the tasty ingredients. The human baker is wearing a tee shirt with a cow logo, wherein the cow is wearing a stocking cap. Several of the ingredients have the same logo applied via stickers.

@andyb My father used to herd cows for milk, and he described their nature as exactly this. They are just big lovely dogs that don't know their own strength, but can learn.

He used to play a lot with them, and if you were rough, they were rough, but if you were gentle, they would as well. He eventually left the business because the didn't have the heart to deal with the whole thing (you eventually have to sell them to slaughter, and that would always break his heart).

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It's a bad scene when your dog is 20x bigger than you

@andyb Is AI already producing this kind of crap?
@andyb There is a Japanese Youtube channel called Cooking with dog. It seems this is taking the concept a bit too far.

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"Don't have a cow, man."
--Bart Simpson

@andyb Haven't laughed that hard in a long time! 😂 Thanks!
@andyb Bruce the cow and Elias the human
@andyb You are correct. I was not disappointed.
@andyb this is like those old You Suck At Cooking videos. Great.!
@andyb nearly perfect. in the last scene with the tiered cupcakes, he should have said "happy birthday".