Reply guy: No one cares WTF you think, chink commie!

Me: Perhaps but you care enough to reply, obtusely, wankerbutternoodle.

Reply guy: WTF did you call me, commie?

Me: Wankerbutternoodle. A slippery wee wanker assjerk with a toxic noodlebrain. Wankerbutternoodle. That's you.

Reply guy: Fuck you! Commie.

Me: Thanks, wankerbutternoodle!

That was on my Clapper 🤣😂
Fucking weakass wankerbutternoodle.