Ms. Que Banh

Reply guy: No one cares WTF you think, chink commie!

Me: Perhaps but you care enough to reply, obtusely, wankerbutternoodle.

Reply guy: WTF did you call me, commie?

Me: Wankerbutternoodle. A slippery wee wanker assjerk with a toxic noodlebrain. Wankerbutternoodle. That's you.

Reply guy: Fuck you! Commie.

Me: Thanks, wankerbutternoodle!

That was on my Clapper 🤣😂
Fucking weakass wankerbutternoodle.

Sep 19, 2025 at 11:09pmWeb
Show threadMs. Que BanhSep 19, 2025
I am totally gonna make an anti wankerbutternoodle hat, shirt & stickers.
Show threadMs. Que BanhSep 19, 2025

#Wankerbutternoodle originated from me, on Mastodon on the Fediverse. Remember that. I know it will be stolen 🤣

Open use license.

Show threadTea time.Sep 19, 2025
@PhoenixSerenity It'll never catch on.
WankerMcButternoodle, however...
Show threadMs. Que BanhSep 19, 2025
@KraftTea Don't rob my original glory!
Show threadMeaTLoTioNSep 19, 2025
@PhoenixSerenity "wankerbutternoodle" is genius! Thank you for bringing it into my life.
Show threadMs. Que BanhSep 19, 2025
@meatlotion You're welcome. I made it up & it works. It also confuses the fuck outta wankerbutternoodles. They expect other insults & they get so confused when I'm yelling - Fuck you, wankerbutternoodles!
Show threadRossSSep 19, 2025
@PhoenixSerenity Really. What the blankity blank blank blank is wrong with people?? So sorry you have to deal with such manners.
Show threadMs. Que BanhSep 19, 2025
@satchmo35 I'm used to it. It sucks but is a reality for many of us POC women.
Show threadTomasHradckySep 20, 2025
@PhoenixSerenity You rule.
Show threadMs. Que BanhSep 20, 2025
@TomasHradcky I do my best to not be a fucking stain on humanity!