Rev. JZSep 18, 2025
donni saphire
I hate living through turbulent times. I’d like to exist outside time, eating an endless sandwich
Sep 18, 2025 at 3:32amIvory for iOS
Show threadThird spruce tree on the leftSep 18, 2025

@donni we had just seen the trailer for Avengers: Infinity War in some other movie so later that week, insipred, our DM ran us through the Infinity Sandwich. We had to assemble a rag tag team of sandwich ingredients to make the mightiest, largest sandwich in the multiverse.

Im hungy again fck.

Show threadMargaret MoonshadowSep 18, 2025
@donni I have a Reuben sandwich on order tonight on this terrible night. I relate to your sandwich eating philosophy.
Show threadKen ButlerSep 18, 2025
@donni there should be infinite refills on sandwiches, like there is for coffee.
Show threadFurbland's Very Cool Mastodon™Sep 18, 2025
@donni this sounds like the plot of an adventure time episode
Show threadderptronSep 18, 2025

@donni If you existed outside time it wouldn't matter if the sandwich was endless or not. You're just always eating it and never progress to some other state. Could be the smallest sandwich ever.

Now...being inside time eating a turbulent sandwich...

Show threadEricka SimoneSep 18, 2025
@donni
Show threadDror BedrackSep 18, 2025
@ErickaSimone @donni “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.” 
Show threadcstephens2Sep 18, 2025
@donni I would like a sandwich of Perfectly Normal Beast.
Show threadDr. P.F. Cacklefanny Jr MD EsqSep 18, 2025
@donni we could each be but one ingredient in an endlessly unfolding po-boy; the fried shrimp of all creation, sitting between bread and sauce waiting for our inevitable Day of Mastication
Show threadɹ uɐp Sep 18, 2025
@donni 😙👌
Show threadspangheroSep 18, 2025
@donni What filling is in this endless sandwich?
Show threadMr Lawrence 🇪🇺🇷🇼Sep 18, 2025
@donni mmmm sandwich