86 year old senator: “mr. steam, why did you personally assassinate charlie kirk over the wireless” the entire chamber nods gravely
@Daojoan well I wouldn't be sad if they jail u/spez tbh
@Daojoan Jesus fucking Christ on a pogo stick. Please, I'd like to get off this stupid goddamned ride. =(
@Daojoan this reminds me how a few years back, the senators were asking Zuck about how Facebook is making money
@Daojoan also it is VERY INTERESTING why the CEO of Twitter is missing from that list
@Daojoan Yeah because god forbid we question anyone from Facebook, Instagram or Twitter. Also, not sure about the other three but I cant wait for Gabe Newell to utterly confuse them with logic based replies.
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Gabe just turning up and answering questions seriously may be the best comedy show we had in a while...
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@Daojoan Wait until they subpoena John Mastodon. He'll set them straight!

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I wonder why they're not bothering YouTube and X?

@Daojoan I expect that you won’t hear much from the result when it turns out that most of the violence strengthening they didn’t stop is far right extremist and religious extremist.
@Daojoan wish this was about Nepal, but everyone in power is terrified to even mention that

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are they gonna charge English teachers for giving those [parentless] boys the tools to communicate?

or maybe sue google or apple or samsung for the tools?

but not the weapons manufacturers.

or Fuentes.

@Daojoan So, they are asking these how and why but aren't bothered by all the disturbing, bizarre bullshit Trump has been posting for months on X formerly known as Twitter and his dumb Truth social or whatever the fuck that network is. Oh and also Fox News, or shall we say Nacho News when you pull them out of Trump's ass. What a weird times...
@Daojoan Gabe boutta flex his basedness on all of Congress and these shit-tier CEOs.
@Daojoan 100% none of the them even know what any of these platforms are. MAYBE reddit?
@Daojoan I really have to love about this comedy.. ​

oh. no.. wait.. this is real?
@Daojoan Only benefit is we get to see Spez in an uncomfortable situation. Fuck Spez.