Current status: hacking extremely discount per-IP request ratelimits into my techblog because yet another person turned something loose on it that made 9,.000+ requests today and everyone even vaguely like that can lose hard in the future. Also, this allows me to ratelimit Googlebot and other known crawlers by User-Agent because.
Also someone out there in the world helpfully decided to do an unrequested security scan of the entire web server today, to the tune of 28k requests or so.