wouldn't catch my ass putting my lab out there in all that haunted bullshit #monsterdon

i think you want to put observatories like not in a misty hazy lowland area #monsterdon

who is out there driving a whole planet around man just build a ship #monsterdon

alien species whose only ships are planets they rigged up to drive around and wonder why they are greeted as invaders when their approach causes a shitload of tidal waves and fucks up all the parts of a planet that assume that another planet isn't driving right up next to it all the time #monsterdon

did she just casually reveal that she has spent her entire life conspiring to be his wife or was that a joke i can't tell when people in the 1950s are trying to be funny #monsterdon

welcome to scotland where people wear plaid from head to toe and we regularly hang out in these haunted ass towers that dot the moors #monsterdon

the only place where planet x can be seen hurtling towards earth is this observatory positioned in a low lying area in the middle of the hazy scottish moors. #monsterdon

"i'll add 3 more of my own, i like it"
puke yuck i am puking right now
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let me get her fucking coat i want that whole shit with the collars and cuffs and the belt too #monsterdon

how BIG is that COLLAR flap on her jacket and can it flip up into a hood #monsterdon

when a cars tire pops it releases a protective cloud of fine chaff that disrupts the machinery used to replace tires by both the driver and any would-be bandits #monsterdon

awfully rude to discriminate against this guy just because he is low poly #monsterdon

in scotland they just go wandering around the rocky, uneven lowlands in the pitch black night with no lights of any kind #monsterdon

"oh nothing's wrong, we just had a bad case of the jitters, my father had his brain melted by a UFO"
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no you old fuck there are more differences between water and space than density everyone needs to stop listening to this guy #monsterdon

father is out here leading me to get my mind melted by the flashlight #monsterdon

just relax, all he wants are your polygons. #monsterdon

boooo this alien fucking sucks. dying immediately for no reason is a definite skill issue. #monsterdon

first rule of alien encounters: tell no one and lead them directly back to your house #monsterdon

excuse me professor what the fuck do you mean we're going to talk to it with geometry, and why aren't you in bed? #monsterdon

go to sleep everyone i'll just go ahead and derive a universal language from geometry and i'll fill you in tomorrow #monsterdon

second rule of alien encounters: continue to tell nobody, assume they will turn you into a god, and kidnap them
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my dogs go get backup what the fuck #monsterdon

bro not moments ago you were saying that you knew for certain the alien was fine because it was an intelligent creature and you were going to do some geometry together. you can't play the 'fundamentally unpredictable alien lifeform' card anymore #monsterdon

if this guy would stop narrating to himself in his own interal monologue for one second to call back to his newspaper and be like "hey can you send me a couple more guys down here there are aliens" #monsterdon

they gave the alien about 2 minutes of screen time so they could fit in 15 minutes of "scottish people saying things" #monsterdon