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jonny (nonvenomous)wouldn't catch my ass putting my lab out there in all that haunted bullshit #monsterdon
i think you want to put observatories like not in a misty hazy lowland area #monsterdon
who is out there driving a whole planet around man just build a ship #monsterdon
alien species whose only ships are planets they rigged up to drive around and wonder why they are greeted as invaders when their approach causes a shitload of tidal waves and fucks up all the parts of a planet that assume that another planet isn't driving right up next to it all the time #monsterdon
did she just casually reveal that she has spent her entire life conspiring to be his wife or was that a joke i can't tell when people in the 1950s are trying to be funny #monsterdon
welcome to scotland where people wear plaid from head to toe and we regularly hang out in these haunted ass towers that dot the moors #monsterdon
the only place where planet x can be seen hurtling towards earth is this observatory positioned in a low lying area in the middle of the hazy scottish moors. #monsterdon
let me get her fucking coat i want that whole shit with the collars and cuffs and the belt too #monsterdon
how BIG is that COLLAR flap on her jacket and can it flip up into a hood #monsterdon
when a cars tire pops it releases a protective cloud of fine chaff that disrupts the machinery used to replace tires by both the driver and any would-be bandits #monsterdon
awfully rude to discriminate against this guy just because he is low poly #monsterdon
bobert@jonny With the low poly count and fog everywhere, this movie directly inspired the Nintendo 64. #monsterdon
in scotland they just go wandering around the rocky, uneven lowlands in the pitch black night with no lights of any kind #monsterdon
"oh nothing's wrong, we just had a bad case of the jitters, my father had his brain melted by a UFO"
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no you old fuck there are more differences between water and space than density everyone needs to stop listening to this guy #monsterdon
father is out here leading me to get my mind melted by the flashlight #monsterdon
just relax, all he wants are your polygons. #monsterdon
boooo this alien fucking sucks. dying immediately for no reason is a definite skill issue. #monsterdon
first rule of alien encounters: tell no one and lead them directly back to your house #monsterdon
excuse me professor what the fuck do you mean we're going to talk to it with geometry, and why aren't you in bed? #monsterdon
go to sleep everyone i'll just go ahead and derive a universal language from geometry and i'll fill you in tomorrow #monsterdon
David Zaslavsky@jonny i.e. now it's Arrival
second rule of alien encounters: continue to tell nobody, assume they will turn you into a god, and kidnap them
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my dogs go get backup what the fuck #monsterdon
bro not moments ago you were saying that you knew for certain the alien was fine because it was an intelligent creature and you were going to do some geometry together. you can't play the 'fundamentally unpredictable alien lifeform' card anymore #monsterdon
if this guy would stop narrating to himself in his own interal monologue for one second to call back to his newspaper and be like "hey can you send me a couple more guys down here there are aliens" #monsterdon
they gave the alien about 2 minutes of screen time so they could fit in 15 minutes of "scottish people saying things" #monsterdon
@jonny seems more like 45 minutes of Americans saying things and 3 minutes of Scottish people, so far
oh sure so every scottish person just trying to making an honest living by robbing american bikers is a glassy eyed alien slave, right #monsterdon
Asta [AMP]@jonny "scottish" people
Scarab (Sarah)@jonny I didn't love how the scientist referred to his own speculation as a "theory", but I liked the reporter's kind impulse to try to fix the alien's breathing hose. #Monsterdon #TheManFromPlanetX
@jonny SERIOUSLY
"well, the only difference between space and water is density"
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"well, the only difference between space and water is density"
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