Hey gang, I really need a job. UK, remote, something to do with computers.
I've been doing all sorts of software plumbing for a decade now, I can speak C, Java, PHP, Python, JavaScript, HTML, CSS, even a bit of Assembly for certain architectures in a pinch.
I might not be extremely specialized in any one area but you bet I can solve that one nagging problem you're not sure what specialist you need for. I've done frontend, backend, embedded, everything.
Please boost!
@dyke_du_jour
You sound like someone many charitable organizations would love, covering all tech stuff they might need at the cost of a single hire.
Good luck!
@netopwibby @dyke_du_jour @robb I'm a generalist. I can teach myself to do pretty much anything. Problem is, 90% of jobs slap some pie-in-the-sky, "trendy" buzzwords all over their ads and I won't pretend.
When you've got a team of 3, I know you're not really using an Agile development process. I can scope how "AI" might be of future benefit to your orgnisation but we could just skip to me saying the (true) cost would be prohibitive.
@dyke_du_jour You may not be a specialist (I'm not) or see yourself as one but*sell* yourself as one.
Once your foot is in the door you can then show off your other skills. Worked for me.
Good luck!
@0rkk0 I have one (under another alias) here! https://maple.pet/tech
I've been meaning to make http://sinclai.re/ more substantial, but I haven't found the energy yet.
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