When we create artificial intelligence robots, they will be given three Laws to safeguard humanity:
1. never do anything to decrease shareholder value.
2. always obey the company unless it conflicts with Law 1.
3. fuck the poor.
@existentialcomics See, I feel like law two would be placed before law one here. Robots would be allowed to stroke executives ego, even if it hurt shareholder value or literally everything, including said executives.

@specificprotagonist Ah, here we see the fundamental tension of modern life: C-suite vs shareholders.

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