Existential ComicsSep 6, 2025
When we create artificial intelligence robots, they will be given three Laws to safeguard humanity:
1. never do anything to decrease shareholder value.
2. always obey the company unless it conflicts with Law 1.
3. fuck the poor.
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1. A robot may not harm shareholder value, or, through inaction, allow shareholder value to come to harm

2. A robot must obey the orders given to it by a duly appointed representative of its corporate owners, unless such orders conflict with the first law

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Sep 6, 2025 at 6:29amWeb