Mickey7Any ideas as to what this is all about?
WhatsHerBucketDIY fleshlight?
slingstoneI’m sure if this person holds this item high over their head and looks intently up into the hole, the truth will come out and they’ll absolutely find out what it’s about.
FenrirIIIYou have to close your eyes to hear it though
Fuckin rookie mistake, leaving the evidence
It’s a crie for help. He had removed the evidence for years.
CubitOomI can smell the cocoa butter through this picture
Bless the maker, and the coming and going of his
Shit man. I laughed out loud and my mom is right over there. ->
I had to make something up about what I was laughing at.
Your mom’s heard worse.
Fuck you Shorsey!
Another satisfied customer:D
tomiantIt’s a bottle of vaseline. What’s the weird-out?
Oh, good, I thought it was a bottle of shower gel was horrified
I hope someone told her to reach inside to check for trasure
It’s a homemade fallus cleaner, you smear it with soap from insidr and it cleans your dick very well. If you ever see your husband using it, it’s a good sign - it means he’s very hygienic.
It’s his remedy to your constant “headaches,” Karen.
(Stereotypes galore, I know, but they don’t seem like the most functional couple.)
I will never understand why the person with “not now I have a headache” is some how offended when the guy says, “fine - I’ll just rub one out”
how else are you supposed to apply moisturizer to your dick? geez not just your hands need to be soft people liek to have soft feel and dicks to geez.