Sys admin: "My favorite holiday is when all the servers are patched and up to date."

User: "So, never?" 🤔

@nixCraft I mean you could and probably should automate that at this point, both for the host and whatever containers/VMs/statically compiled apps/etc you might be running, because the time window between when an update for an exploit being released, and it being actively widely exploited in the wild, is getting shorter and shorter every day, and it's making me nervous
@anthropy @nixCraft dude, no one likes you

@MisterWanko @anthropy @nixCraft

I thought we discussed this. we don't say that part with our "outside voice".

:)