nixCraft 🐧Sys admin: "My favorite holiday is when all the servers are patched and up to date."
User: "So, never?" 🤔
Fuchsiii~~~@nixCraft yes never
Anthropy@nixCraft I mean you could and probably should automate that at this point, both for the host and whatever containers/VMs/statically compiled apps/etc you might be running, because the time window between when an update for an exploit being released, and it being actively widely exploited in the wild, is getting shorter and shorter every day, and it's making me nervous
Mister Wanko
harry_wwc@MisterWanko @anthropy @nixCraft
I thought we discussed this. we don't say that part with our "outside voice".
:)
@MisterWanko lol random, care to elaborate?
edit: Like, I know I'm ruining the joke, but I like to think that really it's cyber security that's ruining the proverbial opening for the joke, because really you shouldn't be leaving your infra unprotected for that long anymore in 2025 :P
@nixCraft it's sysadmin
ltning@nixCraft "Dear ChatGPT, what is the shortest measurable unit of time?"