Had a #dream that I was back home doing a Rutter's scene report. Nutty Buddys were 27 dollars due to inflation and they now had a home decor section which included a sculpture of a pretzel wearing jeans with a little belt buckle that said PRETZ

Posting this in the middle of the night bc I absolutely do not want to forget it but also Stephen woke up at like the same time and told me he was having a dream that Suella Braverman was our landlord and any time we asked her to fix something she sent us like a printed manifesto with a section on how giants are real

Had one of those types of weirdly realistic #dream where I very clearly imagined myself lying in bed, and Stephen coming back in from getting up to do something, and telling me the cheese slices in the fridge had gotten a little moldy and I was like ah yeah I figured they were getting kind of old, I'll throw them out tomorrow. Then I fell back asleep in the dream and woke up irl. 

biggest twist of all is I used the last ones to make a sandwich today and they were fine

Had a #dream that I had not only been selected for a season of ANTM; I was brought in for one of the all previous contestant ones so I must have been on it before. Anyways after filming all the intros I had to take the extracurricular bus from my high school to get home

Had another funny #dream that Stephen and I had to sneak into a guys big house to use an appliance or something we didn't have and when we were trying to sneak out a big party had started and like a hundred guys who looked like extras from the Bear City movies were hanging around in the house

Had a #dream that there was a crazy merch setup at the Mannequin Pussy show including bible bookmarks that said "All The Most Important Stories Are In Missy" and handmade candles

all the #dream posting reminded me I had one of those dreams that feels like hours or even days last night... I was at some kind of semi-church camp semi-games event but also near a beach setting... I was heavily pregnant but not in any tangible or visible sense I just knew I could like... give birth at any moment in theory... regarded this with a sort of... ah, well, if it's basically about to pop out any minute I guess it's too late to do anything about it attitude... James Duvall was there and we hung out

Horrible #dream last night where I was pissed off about something and beaned stephen in the head with a plastic bowl (?) and immediately felt so ashamed and regretful at doing this that I still felt upset when I woke up  well at least when I explained it he found it funny

Was so gassy last night I felt embarassed about it even in my dreams.... #dream

Had a #dream I was making an RPGMaker game with a complex romance and sex system

Had a #dream I wrote a novella that was like in the Poor Things frankenstien's monster learns about imperialism vein but for an invented side charatcer in Ada, which seemed very highbrow.. I even presented it with a draft of a poem that appears in the text hand written on the inner cover... meta. Anyways after I'd done this I went to the movie theater and tried to ask the guy at the desk if they were showing any of the Gregg Araki restorations soon because I didn't want to miss them but he was being kind of difficult

had a #dream that me and stephen were walking around in a mall and he really wanted chiclets from a candy dispenser thing but it took card now... and after he did the thing I noticed it charged $1.25... for chiclets.... #cozzielivs

had a #dream someone left one of those miserable self-aggrandizing "uhh... what does this say?" "Am I supposed to understand this?" "none of these words are in the bible" "drugs?" "pretentious much?" type comments on one of my AO3 fics... and as I was ruminating over ways to respond that would instantly obliterate them with the internet gun the theme of my laptop's UI started turning like bright red and evil (hot topic style text)

Had a #dream that the new Robert Yang game was an FMV dating sim but the twist was you had to uncover the sketchy reason each one of the guys wants to date you ie, reminds him of his mother, needs someone to test his cooking on, wants a live-in dogsitter etc and also other indie game devs were the FMV actors

Had a #dream where they did a new printing of Gravity's Rainbow that had an epilogue ???????????????????????????????????????????????

it was about a base where the soldiers had figured out a way to make themselves completely physically transparent and also had to wear transparent uniforms/badges etc... I guess?

had a #dream where stephen and I went to mcdonalds and ordered two ice cream cones but the guy only made us one ice cream cup and refused to acknowlegde the error

had a #dream where I started vaping... #itsspreading

had a #dream where I was watching a horror movie that had a paperback titled "The Complete Works of Neil Breen" in the background of a shot as an easter egg

had a #dream I was travelling around and found an off liscence that miraculously also sold sliced mango cups with chili powder for like £2 and also threw in a bag of chicharrones for free #SocietyIf...

had a #dream I blazed through the copy of The Death of My Brother Abel by Gregor von Rezzori that Stephen lent me because it was all pictures

Had a #dream The Fugs had written a song about struggling to decide where to go to eat for a group dinner called "Who's Eatin' Now?"

Horrible distressing #dream that I was wandering around a uni campus when suddenly a lady was vacuuming the hallway behind me and wouldn't move so I couldn't go back and had to simultaneously crawl forward under a staircase and push a door open to go the other way but couldn't do it and got stuck

Had a #dream I peeled off the bandage on my boob and there was no wound under there #soon and then me and stephen went to a Spirit of the Beehive concert

had a really strange #dream that I had been shot in the back while walking around at night, went to the hospital, survived, recovered, etc... what I mean is in the dream this was treated as an obvious part of my past life that had happened to me but I wasn't so sure

Had a #dream that the newest transient culture war topic was a woman who ordered custom made cassocks for her child because "he only seems to want to wear priest clothes," and was distraught that they were lost in a house fire... of course everyone had every possible position on this

Had a #dream I was at my work christmas party (which didnt happen this year, lol) and nat was there for some reason and she had smoked so much weed she needed me to coach her on like, how to eat a pack of pretzels. Sorry nat if this contrasts with your wholesome image

Had a #dream me and stephen were going to actually have a marriage ceremony and I felt very touched & happy he had gotten me a corsage with a blue flower for the event to represent our shared appreciation of Twin Peaks of course but then when it got to the point of having to change into my outfit it became one of those dreams where like... you try to find a place to change but nowhere is suitable... as soon as you put an obect down for a second you either lose it or it becomes damaged... simple things like putting on clothing or keeping shoes on your feet become a horrible challenge.... notable detail was that I -was- wearing a dress which is something I have like... not done in almost a decade at this point lol

Had a very mysterious #dream where the place I usually go during work to get a baked potato for lunch had been converted to an outside stall and also run by some old nonnos, who were instead serving a buttered roll with one giant meatball and a dallop of ricotta on it for lunch.

Had a #dream I was watching Ghost Dog but it was a weird version that was not good... I gotta watch it in real life where its good

Had an amazing #dream that I preordered the new pynchon novel and got it early... like instantly. And it had a map and a bunch of mysterious slips of paper in it and---!!!

Two nights ago I had a #dream that my novel was reviewed in the LRB. Naturally I was like how did anyone writing for the LRB find out about this but also upon reading it I found out that they had misinterpreted [spoiler character] not as an insectoid alien of some kind but as a "fleshy, humanoid onion." 🤔

also last night I had a #dream that I had a puncture wound on one of my fingers that got infected and the whole finger started to split open #ew

Had a very realistic #dream of working at an oxfam last night... couldn't figure out the cash register but coworker was no help bc they were really excited about finding a hardcover copy of The Name of the Rose and trying to find a spot to hide it from customers.

Had a #dream I was back in the hospital to get like part 2 of my breast reduction surgery done like idk something else came up but the surgeon was really chill about it. Like almost too chill. I think he said "you know you could basically do this yourself by now" at one point and I was like "uh"

Had a #dream that Wang (stephen's parents' cat) was turning like cheeto orange in patches and we didn't know why

had a #dream that stephen had a remote relative who had done voice acting for an episode of The Simpsons once or something and had gotten rich off of getting royalties every time that episode played so they cut us a random check for $75,000

Had a #dream that before Future Cops and City Hunter in zone we decided to watch a movie called Alligator, which was not the Alligator we watched recently but instead a mystery one with the guy from Cure investigating crimes caused by obnoxious Mr Beast type YouTuber guys and sometimes at the crime scene there'd be a conspicuous shot of an Alligator... there was also a side plot about his daughter mixing up potions in a science lab or whatever and in the end the Alligator is in the lab but he subdues it by throwing it a plastic toy alligator to eat. The end #deep?

Had a #dream that I got new tattoos on each arm but one of them wiped off except for like 2 or 3 lines