Ever meet an energy vampire?

Gatekeeping your agency as a self-appointed authority for no reason except that they are miserable? Criticizing you absurdly based on their problems?

Don't let 'em get you down

Here's some inspiration:

Be like this harpist ( https://www.instagram.com/robyn.hearts.harp/ )

Effortlessly playing "Careless Whisper" with a blissful smile, graceful and unbothered, while being harangued by some vicious douchebag

edit: it's "Harrow Council", ty @bodhipaksa

#grace #innerPeace #zen

@benroyce
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UK Karen, bugger off.

@benroyce Subtitle: Actual footage of a Brexit voter arriving in heaven.

A local newspaper report placed this in Harrow. When you see the word "Karen" on the screen, your ears pick it up differently than if you listen to the video with your eyes shut.

@bodhipaksa

thank you!

i knew "karen council" had to be a joke for the text over, but i couldn't make out the real council

@benroyce It might be an automated transcription error. That’s my assumption. But as errors go, it was perfect!

@benroyce @bodhipaksa

Why was no one present confronting the douchebag? This is why we can't have nice things.

@VulcanTourist @bodhipaksa

i hear you but she handled it so well (if she didn't then yes, someone should have stepped in)

someone berating the douchebag back would have changed the energy

but instead the energy was the harp and the harpist, unbothered

beautiful

@benroyce @bodhipaksa

I never suggested berating the woman. There are methods to confront the woman that don't require insults or response-in-kind. The former doesn't even work because it just escalates the emotional stupidity. You deal with her exactly the same way you would an angry customer on a tech support call.

@VulcanTourist @bodhipaksa

then it's good i wasn't there, because i would have been spouting loud expletives at the fuckstain

@benroyce @bodhipaksa

I have experience in refusing to respond in kind and approaching confrontations factually and logically. No one trained me, it just came naturally. I was designated the "man of last resort" at one company for resolving technical issues that could retain a (corporate) customer.

It can be done. It demands emotional dissociation.

@VulcanTourist @bodhipaksa

i'm capable of it

i'm more interested in engaging the emotion in a situation like this

it's not a professional work environment, it's the street

i'm not saying you have the wrong approach. in fact your approach is better

i'm just more interested in giving the asshole a piece of my mind. which would definitely ruin the vibe of the serene harp music. so you would have to shush me 😆

@VulcanTourist @benroyce @bodhipaksa I have experience in refusing to respond. well, thats it
@benroyce @bodhipaksa
mfw a Karen threatens to report me to the "Karen Council":

@mast0d0nphan @bodhipaksa

😂

btw: it's "Harrow Council"

i don't know why the text over is that way. as a joke or genuine mistake. if mistake, it's a brilliant mistake

@benroyce @bodhipaksa
Karen council fits better.

@Netux @bodhipaksa

implausible

karens don't get along, they'd just outkaren each other

there is no karen council

in fact, there is an innumerable onslaught of ever more deranged karens, the next worse than the former

and then the big boss character, the Final Karen

@benroyce @bodhipaksa "Karen council"? That's just too much 😆

Props to her for keeping cool.

@bodhipaksa @benroyce in the words of the great Norman Stanley Fletcher, “Nil illegitimi carborundum.”

@richardinsandy @bodhipaksa

what?

no illegitimate silicon carbide?

@benroyce @bodhipaksa it’s my favourite fake Latin expression - Don’t let the bastards grind you down 😁
@richardinsandy @benroyce There's a variation in the novel, "The Handmaid's Tale," that goes, nolite te bastardes carborundorum.