kepanono one told me that when you turn 30, you start accumulating a random new ailment every year that never fully goes away
what happens when you turn 40? I'm guessing it's two ailments per year
MacPsych 🏳️🌈@kepano Two per year, at a minimum. Hello from 49!
Jon Park@kepano you unlock the ability to pull muscles simply by existing.
The other week, I pulled one by sneezing… 🤷🏻♂️
Thai Noodles
Adam Millerchip@kepano an overwhelming appreciation of the fact that more than half of your life is probably in the past. Enjoy your 30s! ⏳
Trinsec@kepano Can confirm.
captgoodhope@kepano They grow exponentially
The Seven Voyages Of Steve@kepano your 40s are about learning to live with them so that by your 50s they’re background noise you don’t think about so much
Unless you’re one of those fitness types who tries to keep pushing like you’re still 25 in which case everything breaks all the time (but that’s kinda your own fault)
Anthony Baker@kepano Just remember: The average lifespan of someone in 1900 was 31. You're well ahead of those poor souls.
Antonis
Jen Kuntz 🇨🇦@kepano you’ll hate to hear what happens when you turn 50… 😂
Matt Wilcox40's:
- Arthritis starts becoming a problem
- Minor injuries take way longer to heal
- Tiredness persists longer
- Brain fog says hello from time to time
Lyons
PointlessOne 
@kepano As a loyal member of 30s ailment collector club you get 1 extra for free. Congratulations!
Ben Gillam 
@kepano about the same plus falling asleep in the day easier
shonatiger@kepano
Or worse tbh
Or worse tbh