Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Goose pin. The United States government has only attempted to govern a goose on one occasion in 1881, which led to the assassination of President James A. Garfield.
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Considering the current threat of fascism and all that, I think the goose should become all of our temporary spirit animals.

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The #Goose dropped a great album today #CheckYerDragon
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THIS goose should be our spirit animal
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@lowqualityfacts Death by two broken arms is not a good way to go. No, wait - that’s swans…
@lowqualityfacts In Australia it is the emu. Australia fought a war against emus. Australia lost. For real.
Untitled Goose Game

It's a lovely morning in the village, and you are a horrible goose. Out now on Mac, PC, Nintendo Switch, PS4, and Xbox One.

@lowqualityfacts Garfield was the greatest American president, after whom Jon Arbuckle's cat has been named.
@lowqualityfacts That's cool. I did not know the backstory!
@lowqualityfacts I have one of these pins and will confirm, it's an excellent addition to one's backpack.