These are no fun at considering how plausible they are.

The word mysterious ruins it for me. They always know damn well what it is. They will chug pesticide knowing full well its pesticide because these clowns told them to do it

I mean if you swapped RFK Jr for Rick Perry you’d have a pretty accurate headline with no satire: nytimes.com/…/rick-perry-drug-psychedelics-ibogai… (gift link)

Mr. Perry’s hallucinations, induced by the powerful psychotropic drug ibogaine he had taken about 45 minutes before putting on his eye mask, continued for more than 12 hours. The experience was an ordeal. He vomited intermittently and lost much of his body coordination. It took all of Wednesday to recover.